Saturday, February 11, 2012

Poll for MALES: Who would you rather …. ???

July 11, 2010 by  
Filed under Infection Male Yeast

be with in an intimate, physical, adulterous, loving, undressed and romantical way?

SCENARIO #1:
1.) Janet Reno – or – Rosie O’Donnell

and also ….
SCENARIO #2:
2.) Pam Amderson (w. a yeast infection) – or – Carmen Electra (w. a yeast infection)
Yes, Wonder watched ‘White Chicks’ last night… funny movie :)
* cries *
WHERE ARE WONDER’S CONTACTS???
* CRIES *

Comments

22 Responses to “Poll for MALES: Who would you rather …. ???”
  1. Sexy Latina Sadi says:

    I’m late I know better late than never right?!!!!
    I’d take Rosie i’m sure she gives great hugs…..
    why did i just say that?

  2. jay. says:

    Lucky me, I’m gay.
    HAH.

  3. OneLoveMarley says:

    Um, im a girl….so i dont even know why I’m answering this. Because it gets me 2 points ;D

  4. baserunner316 says:

    Definately Janet Reno, but it would be angry bondage sex so she could be properly punished…..

    :-)

  5. White lighting says:

    Gag me with a rubber spatula! Noooo!!!

  6. ~ Snizz ~ says:

    I’m still shocked Wonder watched white chicks…

    *cries* for wonder

    Yes I’m going to dump my trash over jacquot’s car… he deserves it LOL

  7. Feelz™ says:

    I’d rather be with Pamela Anderson or Carmen Electra with the yeast infections as I can always use a condom. Keep in mind I have to look at them and like what I see lol.

  8. dark bubble says:

    Since I’m a feMALE I can’t answer. But your contacts all ran out to get sporks, so they could dig the mental images out of their minds. I’m only here telling you this cuz they didn’t leave me a spork.

  9. little mama says:

    Well I’m not a guy, but I saw your cry and had to let you know I’m here. LOL

  10. Spider says:

    Carmen – - But Just Her Giving Me Oral !

    Ok Maybe With a Few Drinks and a Condom….Maybe

  11. Tater Salad says:

    Scenario # 1: I’d rather become a priest.
    Scenario # 2: Eenee meenie minee mo!

    Yeast infection can be cured!

  12. Dashing Geek Redux says:

    I have a rusty spork around here somewhere…. OK, my answer is Carmen with, but I have to ask: how bad is this infection? Is it like just a little itchy, or are we talking loaves of bread popping out?

  13. JJ says:

    Wow….why did you do that?…I’m scarred.

  14. celeste.1965 says:

    OK, speaking as a strictly hetero female, scenario #1 makes me want to staple my private parts SHUT so the horror of Janet Reno or Rosie O’Donnell could never weasel their way into my goodie basket.

    Scenario #2 is equally disturbing, because when I think of yeast infections, I think of the Pillsbury DoughBoy and he frightens me.

    *hides in the corner protecting her virtue*

  15. SteveC says:

    2

    SC

  16. STFU Donnie says:

    Can I take both #2s just to avoid having to think about Scenario #1???

  17. Chad Childers says:

    thats just wrong

  18. *Twinks* says:

    *cries*

    *gasp*

    you excluded me from your question! I am sooo hurt!

    *fart*

    Love,
    Twinks

  19. Hawkeye says:

    Seeing as how I believe in and practice SAFE sex I’d go for scenario #2!
    but I’d pleasure them _-BOTH-_!!

    "ALL You NEED Is LOVE!"
    T H E B E A T L E S!

    "H A W K E Y E!"
    Vincent Reagan
    :)
    ;)

  20. Lynn ™ says:

    Well, I’m surely not a male, but I shall pretend for the sake of Wonder.

    1.) Definitely not Rosie, she’s too Rosie. Let’s go with Janet.
    2.) I have a problem with anything that involves any kind of *anderson* so surely Carmen. We’ll be sure to fix that yeast infection with a little shortage of bread.

  21. zandanjos says:

    Based on what you’re offering here, I’d be close to opting for an option 3 that included a cat. But, if I’m going to delve into this sick world you’re creating, then scenario 2 all the way; eh, probably with Carmen.
    Pam was a strong possibility but as she’s been with both Tommy Lee and Kid Rock, she’s gotta have her insides coated with enough coke and heroin to give me a contact high…so, I’m going with Carmen and keeping it strictly to O and A…and using 3 condoms (layered).

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