Saturday, February 11, 2012

If bread is the staff of life, are women with a yeast infection truly blessed?

May 11, 2010 by  
Filed under Yeast Infection Tips

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18 Responses to “If bread is the staff of life, are women with a yeast infection truly blessed?”
  1. Love ♥ Pixxie says:

    naw, that’s just what they get for having sex with the pillsbury dough boy.

  2. Ginger_not_Marianne says:

    **drops her sandwich immediately**

  3. too_too_juicy says:

    try eating it and find out

  4. schwarten46 says:

    LOL

  5. dwarfgourami says:

    Hmmm… considering that you also need flour, water, sugar and a pinch of salt to make bread I’d say, no.

    And since you think you’re so funny… you are aware that men can also get yeast infections aren’t you?

  6. helzabet says:

    Only if they have a clove of garlic to cure it!!!

  7. Sassy says:

    Eeeeeyooooo….only a man would even say the words yeast infection and blessed in the same sentence.

    Humph!! you and Tony Orlando…"The stars won’t come out if they know that you’re about…Oh my Candida
    We could make it together"…eeeeeeyoooooo

  8. Sanitizer says:

    Not sure I want to be on that staff.

  9. larylz says:

    do you know what you get when you cross a women w/pms with a women with a yeast infection?
    whine and cheese

  10. ragdollfloozie says:

    ever so much.Are you asking this to get a rise?

  11. Mr. Sky says:

    well, since you asked…..I don’t know what type of bread you’re eating but if you experience any of these symptoms, perhaps you ARE truly blessed:

    -feels like an intense itching, burning sensation, localized in your vagina and vulva. this itching is not always present, but can get really bad, so bad you can hardly walk, let alone ride your bike to the pharmacy or doctor to get it treated.

    -looks like clumpy nasty white stuff. most medical descriptions compare the discharge to ricotta cheese, but it can range from thick and not clumpy to faintly yellow to thin and clear.

    -smells like bread or beer. in fact, it smells pretty much exactly like yeast, although the yeast used in brewing and baking is an entirely different species (Saccharomyces cerevisiae). no bacteria could smell like that, so it’s a great diagnostic.

  12. stillnocouch says:

    Now you know what Curds and Wey really are !

  13. Freyja says:

    That area down there may be the start of a bun in the oven, but baking bread? Hardly. :)

  14. MojoMan says:

    I think so.

    Isn’t that how sour dough bread is made.

  15. Fisha says:

    Ok, Mojo asked the question what was something you dare not talk about a few days back–a man talking about a yeast infection is my answer Mojo.

  16. ♥Agrippina♥ says:

    Depends if you go for leavened or unleavened.

  17. The Bearded One says:

    Huh?
    *dazed and confused*

  18. X&Y says:

    thanks Mr. Sky…that’s the end of my salad with Gorgonzola cheese dressing

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